I loved how every New Orleans bar had it "buy one, get two free"
At least, during the Sugar Bowl in 2004 they did. So I got three and needed a place to put the extra one. A woman in the group I was with -- having known me roughly 48 hours at that point -- takes the extra one and puts it into her cleavage. We'd been at one of the places the night before that had the plastic test-tube shooters, where the booze girls would wander the bar and sell 'em for a buck, and the "game" was to take one in your mouth, tilt your head back, drink it all at once, then spit the plastic test tube up in the air and catch it.
So, I did what needed to be done: I leaned over, grabbed the beer bottle nestled in her cleavage in my mouth, pulled it out, turned it upside down (with no hands, mind you), chugged it down, then spit the bottle out of my mouth, catching it with my now-free left hand, holding both other bottles in my right hand now.
Got a standing ovation from all around us. Got something from the lovely lady a little later, too. ;-)
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